Would the last person to leave please switch off the lights.

I've finally left the Arse End of Ulster, also known as Greyabbey or Greba. I'll, no doubt, sometime expand on why I call that County Down village the Arse End Of Ulster.

I've moved to the outskirts of a town. The amenities close to me...

Countryside - over the back fence.

Petrol station/shop - 5 minute walk.

Dr's - 6 minute walk.

Dentist - 6 minute walk.

Library - 7 minute walk.

Pub - 8 minute walk.

Chippy - 8 minute walk.

Chinese - 9 minute walk.

Hotel/ nightclub - 9 minute walk.

Cinema -10 minute walk.

Leisure centre - 10 minute walk.

It's a town that is a Tesco free zone .

A town where the boy racers all drive BMW's. You'll hear them before you see them and when you do see them you'll never know who exactly is driving as they've all tinted windows on their the cars.

I reckon my new blogging neighbours include Keith, Nelly, Mr Simbo and Hails and not forgetting (last seen blogging last year) Alistair and Alison.

During my time away from the blogosphere I couldn't get away from seeing bloggers on TV. Rick on the Meteor awards. Mick looking into a political crystal ball. Will visiting a dermatologist.I also noticed Conall, on another political show.It's hard to get away from bloggers, even for a couple of weeks.It's even harder to keep away from blogging.

Now when I turn this PC off I've to clamber over a few boxes and make my way to the door. Hopefully tomorrow there'll be fewer obstacles in my way.