Fine £360

I stole this from Gemma Friel's Notes on Facebook
Read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done tell me what your fine is £..."
Please don't confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Your fine is --£
Mine fine was £360. I'd like to know what your fine was and especially the bloggers listed below, if they've been bad...


potdoll said...

£405.60 if I've got me sums right...

Grannymar said...

Thank God you didn't ask me.

No! There is no way I'm telling.

Nichole Beard said...

OMG!!! is $730.00 bad LOL there wasnt to much I didnt do! but thanks for the help with firefox!

Hails said...


And the decimal ones kind of give away how you've answered them!

Lula Bell said...



Susan said...

mmmmm... maybe I added this up incorrectly, but I got £696.10, does that make me bad :D

Manuel said...

£445.60 who do I make the cheque out to?

Adam said...

A very reasonable £210…

StrayTaoist said...

Some of the questions are ambiguous, and can be wriggled out of due to semantic shenannigans. So I got 680.60.

Anyone who has the 60 pence as the minor units, I know what you have been up to.

potdoll said...

oh dear. the one i'm most ashamed of is pissing in the pool. i have to state i was under the age of ten. at least. very lazy even then. much easier to do it in the water than hoink yourself out and run to the freezing toilets.

PenJen said...

£395.60 with change... and the change was good. : )

CyberScribe said...

potdoll - thank God they might have put more chlorine in the water those days :-)

grannymar - I'm asking you now ;-)

nichole - with the exchange rate it's not too bad

hails - if there'd been more questions about road rage ;-)

lula bell - were you ever a nun? ;-)

susan - you're either bad or too honest :-)

manuel - to Trevor White I think

adam - I might rerun this to see how people are progressing, so better luck next time :-)

Lord Taoist - exceptions are made for Lords

ellie said...

three hundred and five pounds and 10p

CyberScribe said...

Ellie, I'm sure you could try a bit harder. I hope to see an improvement next term ;-)

Nelly said...

%540.60. I know, I know - I'm a dirty bitch.

CyberScribe said...

Nelly, I'd say that's above average, so Well Done :-)

Freshblade said...

Are you kidding me? I haven't time to scratch my nose, let alone make the Beast With Two Backs in a Church Swimming Pool, whilst high.

Gerard McGarry said...

Sorry man, I only picked this up the other day. Looks like I score a whopping £390, which is far less than the other reprobates around here.

Nelly, you should be setting a better example...

CyberScribe said...

Gerard,I'll see if you improve next year :-)