The blog post about the Top Twenty Irish Blogs had a few jokes worth repeating the next time I visit my Granny in County Kerry and so you don't miss out out on the fun my Granny will have I thought I'd share them here.
Comments about the Irish
Newmania said...
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic ? There was a 12 month waiting list !
Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash? The pilot got so cold he turned the fan off !
Hear about the Irish cookery programme ? They were going to make ice but lost the recipe
How do you sink an Irish submarine - Knock on the hatch
Why do Irish men wear two condoms - to be sure , to be sure
Why aren`t Junior Orangemen called Satsuma men?
Malcolm Redfellow said...
Oh, and the one about the Titanic? Took ten thousand Irishmen to build it, and one Englishman to sink it.
4 comments:
I thought an Iceberg luttuce sunk it, those bloody sassenachs are up to alsorts.
I shall rush out and not buy the book as I am too busy blogging, I'm living the dream.
Old K, you should write a book I'm sure it'd sell more than the one I've referred to.
And there was me thinking Bernard Manning was dead and buried.
CW, Bernard Manning = ghost blogger?
Also you've given me an idea for another blog. I'd call it 'If Bernard Manning blogged', though on second thoughts I'll not start another as Old Knudsen is probably already doing it :-)
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