The blog post about the Top Twenty Irish Blogs had a few jokes worth repeating the next time I visit my Granny in County Kerry and so you don't miss out out on the fun my Granny will have I thought I'd share them here.
Comments about the Irish
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic ? There was a 12 month waiting list !
Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash? The pilot got so cold he turned the fan off !
Hear about the Irish cookery programme ? They were going to make ice but lost the recipe
How do you sink an Irish submarine - Knock on the hatch
Why do Irish men wear two condoms - to be sure , to be sure
Why aren`t Junior Orangemen called Satsuma men?
Malcolm Redfellow said...
Oh, and the one about the Titanic? Took ten thousand Irishmen to build it, and one Englishman to sink it.