1. Total number of books owned - lots and lots
2. Last book bought - 'Cook yourself thin', or was it 'Eat yourself thin' for a pressie for the Mrs ( who doesn't really need it)
3. Last book read - The Blue Cabin by Michael Faulkner, which I read while Status Quo's 'Living on an island' played continually in the background.
4. Five books which mean a lot to you - Phone book  Yellow Pages  Cheque book  Lodgement book  RAC Guide to drunk driving.Now, I'd like to talk about honest blogging.